狗狗可以聪明到什么程度？

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狗狗可以聪明到什么程度？

知乎日报  2022-07-17 08:00 Posted on 北京

在人们的印象中，忠诚是狗的代名词。

但实际上很多狗狗不仅忠诚，而且十分聪明，有时甚至让人感到「自愧不如」。

今天一起看一下知乎答主们分享的高智商狗狗。

 你知道哪些关于狗狗智商的故事？

| 答主：刘小瓷（ 1.1 万人赞同了该回答）

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朋友家附近有一只金毛，晚上经常跟着主人到家乐福门口遛弯儿，自己叼着一个竹篮子。

 

如果路人递给它一个矿泉水空瓶，它就乐颠颠跑过来，叼着放进自己的篮子里，攒满一篮就回家：

 

 

当然也有人搞怪，递给它垃圾，金毛也不生气，一样叼过来，直接奔向最近的垃圾箱给投放进去。

 

 

对了，旁边那个小白狗是金毛的好朋友，过马路时金毛会把它驮在身上，小心地在车流中穿行。

 

非常怀疑这狗是巨蟹座的……

 

 

| 答主：顾扯淡（ 4.2 千人赞同了该回答）

 

我家狗很会装！

 

我妈有轻微洁癖，坚决不允许狗狗上我床或者上沙发，每次看到都会大骂，狗狗知道当我妈在的时候绝对不能跳到床上。

 

后来变成只要我妈一出门，它就会很开心地跳上来，一边趴着一边摇尾巴好像赚到了一样，然后在我妈回家开门的那一瞬间跳下来，装的好像什么都没有发生过。

 

晚上就好玩了，我基本都是 3 点以后睡，狗狗有时候会跑到我房间跳到我沙发或者床上睡，然后赶在我妈起床前去厅里，装出一副它昨天晚上睡厅里的样子，但是它经常会睡过头。

 

狗狗的动作很快，它能在我妈进来之前跳下床，但是跳下床以后就二了，如果它没干坏事，内心无愧的话，我妈进来的时候它会不躲不闪，该干嘛干嘛。

 

如果上过床，它自己也知道自己会被骂，必定是躲到床底下，所以我妈只要一进我房间看到狗狗躲在床底，就知道它刚才肯定是上沙发或者床了，然后还是接着骂。

 

我在等它什么时候学会干了坏事也可以装出一副我没干坏事的样子。

 

我家狗很会装！ 另一则。

 

前段时间狗狗的后脚不小心崴了，它走路就是一瘸一拐的用三只脚走，走快的话就变成一跳一跳的，看着挺凄惨的。

 

那段时间我们全家看它这么可怜，还多给它吃了不少好东西，尤其我妈看到它这幅样子就算它有做错事也不太骂它了，就这么过了 2 个月吧。突然有一天，我和我妈发生了如下对话。

 

我妈：「 XX 啊，狗狗很坏，它现在腿瘸是装出来的啊！」

 

我：「啊。怎么会啊，你想多了吧。」

 

我妈：「真的，我仔细观察过了，它就是我们在旁边的时候才三只脚走，一旦没人了都是很正常的走！」

 

我：「怎么可能，这是狗。它应该是脚还没好吧，再说它图什么啊？」

 

我妈：「真的，不信你自己看，我好几次带它出去遛的时候，它跑远了都是正常的，我一走近就是一瘸一拐。」

 

我：……

 

对话完了。这个时候我还是认为是我妈想多了，狗狗应该是伤还没好透。

 

但我就留上意了，过了几天我带它去遛，牵着它的时候它确实是一瘸一拐的，看着还蛮可怜，想起我妈的话我决定试试它。

 

我们小区绿化还行，好几个地方有大草坪，经常有人带着狗在草坪上玩，我把链子放开，看它跳啊跳的跑到草坪上一副很开心的样子，看了一会还是三只脚在走啊。

 

我觉得是我妈错觉，然后也就不看它了，坐在椅子上面低头玩手机，不时的用余光瞄狗狗一下，大约几分钟以后它跑远了，这个时候我发现它开始跑了，四只脚跑，一副很欢快的样子。

 

看得我满头黑线。

 

差不多玩累了，把狗狗喊回来，牵它回去的时候又看了它一下，依然是四只脚着地，走的异常稳健，我心里还蛮高兴的，想应该是狗狗的腿好了。

 

走着走着到家门口了，感觉它明显愣了一下，进了大楼的那一瞬间，它就又变成一副可怜的要死三只脚一瘸一拐的走路姿势了。

 

刹那我的心中就好像是一万只草泥马咆哮而过，这个狗日的小混蛋居然连我都敢骗！当时火锅它的心都有！

 

PS：

 

它是只中华田园犬，对食物有超乎异常的强烈执念，为了多吃一点各种没节操啊。

 

有次侧躺在床上刷手机呢，觉得背后有人往我脖子吹气，回头一看……尼玛……什么时候上来的啊，被我妈看到绝对又一顿胖揍啊。

 

 

捡来时候的样子。

 

 

少年时代。

 

 

现在。

 

8 月份的时候有帮它买了一个窝，它一点都不喜欢，从来不待。

 

这几天上海降温了，他转性了。

 

现在不管是醒着还是睡觉，窝到哪里它到哪里，有事没事都待里面，没有吃的绝不出来。

 

 

 

| 答主：张大鱼（ 4.7 千人赞同了该回答）

我朋友小舅家的德牧，当年在某县城是条风靡全城的明星狗。

 

该狗会自己叼着篮子去菜市场给自己买猪肺，朋友舅妈早上会给他篮子里放上钱，然后自己就叼着去菜市场猪肉摊子上买猪肺了，买完自己叼回去。

 

会给朋友舅妈叫三轮车（小县城出行大部分是坐人力三轮车），舅妈说去给我叫个车，就蹬蹬出门跳到人家三轮车上不下来了，然后等小舅妈出门上车走人。

 

会叫我朋友回小舅妈家吃饭，朋友的大舅跟小舅在一个县城，有次朋友在大舅家玩儿，到午饭点，小舅妈跟狗狗说，去叫 XX 回来吃饭，就蹬蹬跑到大舅家里，用嘴叼朋友衣服角，示意跟他走，然后就带我朋友回小舅家吃饭了。

 

该狗出门散步，到公园里，很多小狗见他就对着他叫，或者蹭上去要跟他玩耍，他从来不屑搭理，有次一只小狗厚脸皮的一直往身上贴，该狗直接叼住小狗脖子，往旁边一扔，就头也不回的走了，跟国王似的！

 

该狗去世的时候，小舅不在家，挨了 3 天，不肯咽气，一直流眼泪，小舅妈知道他在等小舅回家，没看到舍不得走，非常不忍心，就劝狗狗说你走吧，小舅一时半会儿回不来，狗狗才带着遗憾闭了眼睛，是老死的，善终。

 

 

| 答主：Bourne（ 1.4 千人赞同了该回答）

我家那条老狗也是德牧，从我记事起就跟我一起玩，善终老死在高一那年，2002 年。

 

爸爸说它是捡来的。下班回来路上看见一条小狗在路边，大冬天都要冻死了。抱回家养大了，它却出奇茁壮。

 

主要表现在两方面：一，力气奇大，大到后来用特别粗的铁链栓住它，只要它想出去玩，一样能扯断，然后我上小学都是走着去，有时候它会扯我裤腿，示意我坐到它背上，载着我回家；

 

二是跟村里别的狗打架从来没输过，都把人家咬跑了。

 

茁壮只是一方面，其实它特别聪明。基本上它送我到学校门口就不进去了，自己去玩，放学了再到门口守着我。

 

唯一一次例外跟我进到教室里去了，吓得几个女同学了不得，把班主任也吓够呛，可我就是撵不走它，后来实在没办法了，我就说你不出去可以，那就趴我桌子底下，不许乱窜。它果真就那样趴了一上午。

 

忘记是哪年过年，反正还是小学，买了一把气枪，打那种塑料小球的。打了几包子弹后，脑子一抽，把枪口对准了它，它吓一跳，真的是一跳，然后跑到我屁股后面那脑袋蹭我腿，意思是它可乖了，让我不要打它。

 

初中的冬天住校了，天冷不想来回跑，离家 3 公里。有一天早晨跑完步要去打饭，在校门口看到它，站在门外朝我叫。（门岗上老大爷肯定是不会给它开门的，进来万一咬人就不好了。）

 

我出去，才发现它脖子上挂着一段铁链，原来是挣脱了跑来。我就说，以后你不用过来，我每周都会回家，你这样带着链子出来，万一被坏人抓走就不好了。它便不再来。

 

太多了，说不完。

 

2002 终于太老了，整天懒得动，死在冬天。我在学校，不在家。后来又养过一条田园犬，也很聪明，但不及它。

 

它的窝还空着。

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