新婚规则

Sailor

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

 
"I'll be home whenever I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing whenever I want with my old buddies and don't give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just let you know that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .....whether you're here or not."

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